Hahahaha I spent the first half thinking, "Damn this guy just punched someone over a COOKIE?" and then I realized who our heroes were and I was suddenly reminded of every time I come home from work and my dog Charlie punches me in the gut as if to remind me that it's dinner time for him (he never thinks I'll remember for some reason, even though I've never forgotten). This was really cute and funny, and then reading it back with those cute doggos in my head makes it even better! Good work :D