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clauderainsrm ([personal profile] clauderainsrm) wrote in [community profile] therealljidol2025-10-21 09:52 pm

Voting - Week 13

A few words from [personal profile] clauderainsrm:


Another week, another poll! *spins wheel, watches as it goes by* We are losing 1 contestant this week! Apparently the Wheel is deciding to drag this out! :D Maybe it likes torturing you.

The poll will be closing Monday, October 27th at 8pm ET. I’ll be at FEST (as is usual for this time of year. So long time for voting, probably a shorter window for writing next week… or an extra long one! Who knows! The Wheel hasn’t told me yet!!)

Good luck to everyone!


Poll #33751 ’WheelofChaos-Week13’
Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: Just the Poll Creator, participants: 5

Vote For Your Favorites!

alycewilson's entry
2 (40.0%)

bleodswean's entry
2 (40.0%)

drippedonpaper's entry
2 (40.0%)

flipflop_diva's entry
2 (40.0%)

hafnia's entry
1 (20.0%)

halfshellvenus's Bye Week - Votes Do Not Count
2 (40.0%)

inkstainedfingertips's entry
4 (80.0%)

legalpad819's entry
1 (20.0%)

l0lita's entry
3 (60.0%)

muchtooarrogant's Bye Week - Votes Do Not Count
1 (20.0%)

roina_arwen's entry
2 (40.0%)

unicornfartz's entry
3 (60.0%)

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clauderainsrm ([personal profile] clauderainsrm) wrote in [community profile] therealljidol2025-10-21 09:28 pm

Week 13 - The Accusation

 Another week and another shot at ending the evil plans of the Killer(s)! 

First, let's dispense the antidote.  This is now voted for by everyone left in the competition. Which makes it more interesting to see where everyone else is looking for potential targets.  The vote wasn't even close this time around - the antidote goes to [personal profile] inkstainedfingertips  - who enjoys a refreshing beverage.  But not much else other than that. 

The vote for the Killer was even more lopsided. Every single vote, except two (for different people), that came in all identified the same person. That diabolical mastermind who has been pulling the strings, and killing off the competition one by one! 

The group have finally come together in the strongest possible way to accuse [personal profile] muchtooarrogant of being a Killer!

The silence feels the room as people wait for what will come next... the next dramatic exposure... 

and they wait... and wait... and then start swearing because the Killer(s) got away from them one more time!
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bleodswean ([personal profile] bleodswean) wrote2025-10-21 08:45 am

The Real LJ Idol - Wheel of Chaos - Wk 13 - Happiness Pump

 
The house was just as enticing in the early morning light as it had been in the pitched black night. She was curled into a window seat in the front room. It was a turret, and the glass was curved, and the sashes were curved and the trim and molding curved as well. Outside the fog was thick and she couldn’t see as far as the numbered street or lettered street she knew the house sat on the corner of and she contented herself with the image of the house as an island ringed with a moat of mist. 
 
She sipped the hot coffee out of an exquisite porcelain teacup. It was all she could find. The kitchen had not been renovated, just like the house in its entirety, and she had stood amazed at the time travel aspect of it but was determined to make a pot of coffee. Her aunt had used a similar percolator when she was a child and taught her how to make a good pot of coffee so that she and her mother could drink cup after cup with a box of handpicked donuts. They would pour her a cup of half-and-half and a dollop of coffee to sip.

There was a glass bottle of sweet cream in the aqua blue Norge and that was a treat but perhaps not a surprise. Everything about the house and about him was proving to be an adventure.
 
She had been neither loud nor quiet when she slipped out of bed and opened the bedroom door. Simply awake and slightly discombobulated in the basement room. If anything, she was pleased that some interior timepiece had woken her without the grey dawn. The room was entirely without light and once her eyes were open, she had to fight with herself a bit to not press herself against the warm body beside her and descend again into a dreamless sleep.
 
By touch, she had fished her phone out of the pile of her discarded dress and shoes and bag on the floor of his bedroom, remembered the silk robe on the back of the bathroom door and shrugged into that on her way up the basement stairs. Out of the seemingly endless dark and into the growing light.
 
Tapping the phone awake, she had no reception and couldn’t seem to find his wi-fi. She wanted to text her girls, check in, find out where everyone had nested for the night. Had they all caught a Lyft together back to the Art Palace, or perhaps Daisy had slipped away with the goat boy that had been braying at her at the bar. She needed Snaps and spilt tea and check ins but the phone was useless. She peered harder outside and wondered if she wandered the substantially sized yard, maybe let herself out the ornate iron gate at the edge of the sidewalk and into the street, if she could find a hot spot. 
 
You made coffee, he said with a wonderment in his voice. She looked over her shoulder, and he was standing in the opening of the double sliding pocket doors, a pair of black silk pajama bottoms slung low on his hips. Now she could see the blackwork tattoos clearly. A kind of flesh tome, arcane spell work. 
 
She toasted him with the last of the coffee in her teacup. As you see, she smiled.
 
But you couldn’t find the mugs. He tsked tsked. Then smiled broadly. Good morning, morning girl. You’re shining like a spring dawn over there. Burning all my fog off, too. 
 
She stood and stretched, her hands high above her head, an informal fifth position. How do I log onto your wifi?
 
He laughed. What’s that? I’m going to help myself to a cup of joe and judging your barista skills while I drink it. He disappeared into the adjoining kitchen. 
 
She followed him. He motioned with the percolator, and she held out the teacup, and he steadied her wrist with a hand and poured. He topped it off with the cream and doctored his own. 
 
Moment of truth, he said and pulled deeply at his cup. His eyes closed and he mimed ecstasy, and she laughed. You can stay, he announced. What magic will you perform with a rasher of bacon and a bakers of eggs?
 
Coffee may be the limit of my domestic arts.
 
Lucky for both of us, then that I know the way to the diner. Back to the window seat?
 
She nodded and followed him. They sat facing one another, their backs against the window moldings. He leaned his head against the glass and sipped his coffee and stared at her through half masted eyes. 
 
You are the most beautiful creature I’ve ever beheld. What made you finally relent? 
 
Hyacinth. 
 
A flower made you agree to come home with me last night? How long have I been begging you?
 
Hyacinth is a friend.
 
The tall one with the braids?
 
Yes. 
 
He waited.
 
She read Tarot for me yesterday evening, before we went out and met up with all of you at the Zebra. She said it was opportune, and I could act if I chose to. She said it was safe.
 
Ah! I’m many things, but safe? What cards, if I may be so bold, were pulled?
 
She held her finger up to her lips and shook her head. 
 
Fine, fine. Will you stay the weekend? 
 
She shrugged. I have nothing to wear. 
 
That robe suits. Perfectly.
 
Hmmm. Seriously, though, how do I log onto the internet.
 
He narrowed his eyes. Seriously, though, there’s no internet here. 
 
What do you mean? I know there’s no cell reception. 
 
Isn’t that weird? Maybe it’s the metal roof. At least that’s what others have said. No matter. I don’t have one of those phones. 
 
You don’t have a cell?
 
He counted off on his fingers. No cell, no computer, no tv. 
 
I don’t understand.
 
It’s too early for me to rant about it. And an empty stomach. But I do have a rant, and I will hold forth. Especially if you’re going to become a regular. Right now, I can still feel those last two Old Fashioneds in my skullbone. Let’s walk to breakfast.
 
A regular?
 
He grimaced. That didn’t come out right. Bad joke. There are no regulars, my darling girl. I’m a hermit. 
 
More like a Luddite. 
 
That, too. A long dry spell broken only be the occasional moon baths. You must believe me. I’ve been waiting for you for a long time. How long have you and I been circling one another anyway? Downtown, in the dark, in crowds, in corner bars, and parties, and the one-off raves? Be honest! 
 
Nearly half a year? Spring and summer.
 
Have you seen anyone on my arm? Have you? You haven’t. Let’s shake out last night’s garments and put them back on. I’ll walk you home after we dine and you can pack an overnight bag with everything you own and stay and stay and stay and stay.
 
That sounds like a long time. With no internet.
 
You don’t know what you don’t know. Time will become yours again. Those false gods will fade away. The old gods are all waiting for you. 
 
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clauderainsrm ([personal profile] clauderainsrm) wrote in [community profile] therealljidol2025-10-21 12:05 am

The Wheelhouse - Week 13 - 2

 Some people attended "No Kings" rallies this weekend. 

I did not.  I attend the "Yes, Supreme Evil Overlord" rally. I was the only attendee.  I had a sign with my picture.  

It's only a matter of time though before the streets are flooded with people calling for me to claim my rightful place as ruler, of everything!   ;) 


Until then though, you are stuck with me reminding you that you have until tomorrow to get me those Accusations as well as your choice on who should get the antidote!

Oh yeah, and of course there is a little writing competition going on as well.  Maybe you might want to participate in it!   ;)  therealljidol.dreamwidth.org/1206077.html

I
f you need a bye though, there are still 2 contestants who have some to hand out! (2 each):
flipflop_diva
[personal profile] legalpad819 

So if you need one, let them know and they will tell me!!

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How is your week going so far?
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alierak ([personal profile] alierak) wrote in [site community profile] dw_maintenance2025-10-20 10:11 am

AWS outage

DW is seeing some issues due to today's Amazon outage. For right now it looks like the site is loading, but it may be slow. Some of our processes like notifications and journal search don't appear to be running and can't be started due to rate limiting or capacity issues. DW could go down later if Amazon isn't able to improve things soon, but our services should return to normal when Amazon has cleared up the outage.

Edit: all services are running as of 16:12 CDT, but there is definitely still a backlog of notifications to get through.

Edit 2: and at 18:20 CDT everything's been running normally for about the last hour.
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clauderainsrm ([personal profile] clauderainsrm) wrote in [community profile] therealljidol2025-10-18 01:47 am

The Wheelhouse - Week 13

 I've been updating some stuff in the background, and I have a couple answers for you based on questions I've received. 

The Links section is now updated with Winners, In Memoriam and the Donate section. 

The new Prompt is up therealljidol.dreamwidth.org/1206077.html

The twist is up: therealljidol.dreamwidth.org/1205941.html





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The question came up on what the difference was between the twists for Week 11 and Week 13.  I couldn't recall what the Week 11 twist had been, so I went back and looked. They are very, very different. So different that it's so obvious that you should be embarrassed by not seeing it right immediately. Can't you just take a look and....  sorry, couldn't help it.  :) 

It's the same twist. I didn't move it off the Wheel because it's not something that is removed.  But more importantly, the reason why no results for Week 11 were announced was that it was my birthday weekend and I didn't post that result - and the person who won it never reached out!

There's a 3 way tie for who will receive those extra 2 byes to give away:
flipflop_diva
[personal profile] hafnia 
[personal profile] legalpad819 


I gave the Wheel several options on what to do - and it came back with that we are giving all 3 of them those two byes each TO GIVE AWAY!! So please let me know who you want to give the byes to!!

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What is Chekov's Gun?  It is THE MOST DANGEROUS and sheer chaotic force ever introduced into the game,  You want cries of "OMG!!!" and "But that's not fair!" and "Where are my pants???" this is where you are going to hear those things. 

It is a gun that is put into the game - one that HAS to be fired. (Hence the name).  There was one in Pandora's Box *and there is one on the Wheel*!! 

How powerful Is it?  You can kill ANYTHING with it.  What do I mean by that?  There are 3 exceptions of things that can not be killed - why are there exceptions? Because this thing is so powerful that if I didn't put them in place, and someone was creative enough, they could do these things!!

- You can not shoot LJ Idol itself.  You can't end the competition 
- You can not shoot the Wheel of Chaos mini season/event
- You can not shoot ME (even if I ask you to) 

Everything else within these walls is fair game.  Contestants. Results. Prompts. Twists. If you can name it, and it's not on the list of "you can't shoot that", you CAN shoot that! 

It's one of the most interesting concepts I've ever introduced and the one that will immediately become the most hated!! 






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clauderainsrm ([personal profile] clauderainsrm) wrote in [community profile] therealljidol2025-10-18 01:38 am
Entry tags:

Donate

I'm updating Links and realized the Donate page was extremely out of date and most of the old links were no longer functional. 

Idol is of course open to anyone. If you want to "give back" though, here are some ways to do that:

Venmo: @Gary-Dreslinski
Paypal: garydreslinski@gmail.com   (obviously the same for Google Pay)
Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/c/u70027


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clauderainsrm ([personal profile] clauderainsrm) wrote in [community profile] therealljidol2025-10-17 12:35 am

Prompt - Week 13

 The prompt for the week is 

Happiness pump

The deadline to link your entries back to this post is Tuesday October 21st at 8pm ET.

Have fun!
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clauderainsrm ([personal profile] clauderainsrm) wrote in [community profile] therealljidol2025-10-16 10:02 pm

Twist Reveal - Week 13

 *spins the wheel* 

There's another twist!

And it's *spins the wheel again* 

Bye necklaces (good to give two other people - not yourself.

The person with the *spins the wheel* FEWEST votes without being eliminated wins this.

At this stage it's definitely the chance to make some friends!

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clauderainsrm ([personal profile] clauderainsrm) wrote in [community profile] therealljidol2025-10-16 08:33 pm

Results - Week 12

It's that time again. Saying goodbye is never fun or easy, But fortunately there are still 4 options on the Wheel for people to come back into the game. So "goodbye" might not be what it usually is!

So maybe it's a "so long and hope to see you soon!"  If nothing else, I hope you will be Home Gaming to 

[personal profile] marjorica 

and legal... wait, what's this

[personal profile] legalpad819 pulls out a medallion from her pocket.  "I'd like to play this!"  

*takes it and examines it*  I can confirm this IS an immunity idol!  She is safe from elimination!  Unlike most immunity idols though, no one else will be taking her place. 

Technically speaking, since I said  whoever receives the "
FEWEST number of votes, without being eliminated will receive the right to pick something out of Pandora's box!!! " 

That means legalpad819 will get to pick something from Pandora's box! I
 will let you know what has been chosen. 

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clauderainsrm ([personal profile] clauderainsrm) wrote in [community profile] therealljidol2025-10-15 12:35 am

The Wheelhouse - Week 12

I know a don't post a lot lately. It's not that I don't have a lot of say. It's just that it's a lot of the same. I'm really grateful though that people seem to be enjoying/tolerating this Wheel concept. :D

The new poll is happening right now - https://therealljidol.dreamwidth.org/1205156.html

Definitely go check it out if you haven't. The one thing that hasn't changed is that there is a lot of really good writing happening here.

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How have you been?
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halfshellvenus ([personal profile] halfshellvenus) wrote2025-10-14 12:55 pm

I need longer weekends!

I'm sure we all do, but it takes me at least a day of the weekend to get into that weekend mindset. And despite all things I need to do, it's like my mind goes blank that whole first day.

The first priority was finishing my Idol story (ah, that's where a lot of the weekends go!). You can find it via the poll here. Please read the entries and vote for your favorites if you can! We need all the help you can give. :)

The second priority was getting to the plant nursery and buying some replacements for things that died due to the house fire, the rebuild, and/or our 3-year absence. Mainly, I wanted to buy replacements in specific colors for the two rose trees that died along our walkway. Found a purple one (not the same as what we lost), passed on a red one because I need a 30" tree there instead of a 40" tree. Got a yellow rose bush to replace a white one (bleh) we lost that I never liked. We still have about... 46-50 roses of various kinds on this property? Yeah. \o? I'll be meeting with a landscaper on Thursday about re-planting dead spots, and it's already a little late in the year for it.

I planted 4 other perennials that died for lack of water, and THAT went badly. Holy s#!t. Three of those are in an area where we've lost azaleas over time, and the ground was rock hard there. So that took about 90 minutes longer than I'd planned. The other stuff should be done by the landscaper, but that was on us. I just thought it would be refreshingly simple, plus I had some plants to remove that reseeded themselves and got out of control while we were gone. That never happened. :(

We watched a movie on Saturday night that I can recommend: R.I.P.D., which starts Ryan Reynolds and Jeff Bridges and is pretty much cracktastic. It's on Netflix. At some point, we will watch Ice Road: Vengeance starring Liam Neeson, which is a sequel to The Ice Road (both also on Netflix). The idea of a snow-plow driver on a rampage to avenge his murdered son is a thin idea for a set-up, but the off-beat humor totally made the first movie. If you like irony/absurdity/satire, you might enjoy it.

And now back to work, never-ending and still in the stress zone for what I hope will be only a couple more weeks. \o?

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clauderainsrm ([personal profile] clauderainsrm) wrote in [community profile] therealljidol2025-10-12 10:53 pm

Vote - Week 12

A few words from [personal profile] clauderainsrm:


The Killer(s) may have tried to cut my power, but the forces of Good and Light banded together with their friends at the power company and restored it fairly quickly!

Unfortunately, they apparently demanded a sacrifice, and that is why [personal profile] eeyore_grrl is leaving us. (or she missed a second deadline after returning to the game with one bye. It was one of those two things!!)

For the rest of us though, the game moves forward. The person with the fewest votes who does NOT get eliminated this round has the opportunity to open Pandora’s Box and see what is inside of it, to unleash into the game!!

There will be *spins the wheel* 2 contestants leaving us this week!

So it’s more important than ever to get the word out. Read, comment and vote for your favorites! And then tell your friends about all the cool stuff you are reading here!!

The poll will close Thursday October 16th at 8pm ET.

Good luck to everyone!


Poll #33719 ’WheelofChaos-Week12’
This poll is closed.
Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: Just the Poll Creator, participants: 43

Vote For Your Favorites!

alycewilson's entry
15 (34.9%)

bleodswean's entry
24 (55.8%)

drippedonpaper's entry
13 (30.2%)

flipflop_diva's entry
23 (53.5%)

hafnia's entry
14 (32.6%)

halfshellvenus's entry
19 (44.2%)

inkstainedfingertips's entry
19 (44.2%)

legalpad819's entry
11 (25.6%)

l0lita's entry
19 (44.2%)

marjorica's entry
6 (14.0%)

muchtooarrogant's entry
17 (39.5%)

roina_arwen's entry
17 (39.5%)

unicornfartz's entry
20 (46.5%)

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clauderainsrm ([personal profile] clauderainsrm) wrote in [community profile] therealljidol2025-10-12 09:59 pm

The Accusation - Week 12

 We have once again gathered here for two sacred duties, to undermine the Killer(s) by dispensing the antidote and ending their reign of terror by exposing them! 

*waits for the last few people to wander in from out of the hallways*  Nice of you to make it.  

Now we can begin. 

I'll start with handing out the antidote.  Last week was the first time the group as a whole was given the responsibility of who should receive it, and in true beginners luck fashion, you were able to save a life!  Let's see if you are that lucky this time! 

The majority vote for who should receive the antidote was extremely close. It came down to a single vote.  

Receiving the antidote this week is [personal profile] inkstainedfingertips  

*hands the vial over and watches as they drink it*  It's very refreshing and has a nice lemon and mint aftertaste.  But other than that, nothing.  

With the Accusation though it wasn't even close. The majority mostly piled on one person, with a few stray votes here and there. 

The community apparently feels really strongly about this.  Let's see if you are right, or if once again you will accuse an innocent. 

The assembled contestants hereby accuse[personal profile] flipflop_diva  of being a KIller!

She deeply sighs, this having been one of many, many times that she's been accused... and then screams as the black smoke bursts from her mouth. She grabs her immunity amulet, that starts to glow, protecting her from the evil as it is displaced back into the walls of the castle. She falls to the ground, exhausted, relieved and a Killer no more. 




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bleodswean ([personal profile] bleodswean) wrote2025-10-12 12:00 pm

The Real LJ Idol - Wheel of Chaos - Wk 12 - Happy Detritus

She is three years old. Toddling and running. Falling and tumbling. At the bottom of the garden. It is October. She is dressed in woolen tights and a corduroy dress. She wants these togs off, she wants to roll down the lawn and into the pile of leaves, bury herself beneath the musty damp of mold. She is content jumping in and out of a long, narrow puddle of rainy mud until her mother isn’t looking, then she sits and pulls off the rubber boots, and runs and jumps and lands in the leaf pile. 
 
She listens to the roly poly bugs tell her they will see her in the spring. 

) O (
 
She is nine years old. A magical number a fox has whispered to her. It is October and she is squatting in the dirt at the bottom of the garden, barefooted and wearing a pair of red leather lederhosen she found in the attic. And her favorite t-shirt with a smiling sunflower. She isn’t cold but she knows her mother would tell her to put on warm clothes if she saw her. But she’s not home. The garden is her world, the limits explained to her by adults, and she is a dutiful child so she does not wander over the wall. Very often.
 
She is digging a hole with a hand trowel. To talk to the earthworms. Hello, how are you, goodbye.

) O (
 
She is thirteen. A magical number the moon has whispered to her. It is October and she is cross legged in the loam at the bottom of the garden. She is troweling dirt into thrifted pottery, tea kettles and teacups, gently extracting the worms and letting them loose them back into the ground. She’s going to fill each one with fall-blooming flowers and line her windowsill with them. Her room has become a haven, the walls papered with art prints and cut up coffee table book illustrations. Her bed a sanctuary, her notebooks filling with poetry and sketches. She cannot draw but she can summon life out of the dirt and her bedroom is a hothouse of plants. One of her girls teaches her to macrame and this she takes to, knotting plant hangers. 
 
A newt is uncovered, unblinking eyes, she gently pats him back into his early hibernation. Go back to sleep.

) O (
 
She is seventeen years old. On the cusp of everything. Her mother is in the house, angry and sad simultaneously, there is a distance between them. She is outside, sitting on the rock wall, facing outward. The wood is beckoning, there’s a brook there, if she crosses it there is a meadow just ahead. The moon is rising, a Harvest Moon, it is October. The world is lit in silver light. She shrugs out of her coat, toes out of her sneakers. Leaps down from the wall and into the wilds. She shimmies out of her jeans and pulls the sweater over her head. She begins to run.
 
An owl calls. Another answers. She runs into the forest, straight through the creek, splashing water, jumping over mossy rocks. She stops and listens, closes her eyes and strains her ears. A flute and laughter. A crackling bonfire. An invitation. I'm here! she calls out loud. I'm here! I'm here! I'm here! 

) O (
 
She is ageless now. It is October. She has been working in the garden since dawn. Raking all the fallen leaves into a pile. Shoveling composted fertilizer over the beds, mulching beneath the greenery, singing a lullaby to all the sleepy insects and animals, birds and bats, tree, shrub, flower, bulb. She ate her lunch leaning on the wall at the bottom of the yard, looking out at the inch fill housing built where the wood once stood. So much dirt had to be hauled in to soak up the creek water and fill in the holes where the trees had been pulled out. There is no more owl call at dusk. At dusk, she sets a match to the leaf pile and squints her eye, imagining it a bonfire. The neighbors will most probably report the smoke. She doesn’t care. She thinks of her mother and how fiercely she didn’t care either. Threatening to burn it all down, to lay waste to springtime, decimate all plants and crops. She remembers promising her mother she would return. And she did. She waits for the immensity of the moon rising and casting her shadow long before she undresses. A moon bath, a cleansing. It’s time for change. A time to be wrapped in the embrace of overwintering.

Will she return again? She cannot answer. 
 
She wanders purposefully to the bottom of the garden, the far boundary of the yard. She played here as a child. She wrote bad poetry here as a girl. She scaled the wall and ran away as a teenager. And her love found her as a maiden. The dirt is cold under the soles of her bare feet. The air is cool breezing around her naked flesh. She has forgotten more than she could ever remember. But that’s okay, it slips off her like an old skin. Dormancy appeals. It’s been a long day of chores and tasks. Her back aches, her palms blistered, her knees complaining. She kneels in the organic rubble of decades, the leavings of the living, the remains of the dead. Pets buried here, wild animals hit by cars in the road, all of her milk teeth. Where are you, she whispers. She must be very, very quiet now to hear the answer. Where are you, my love? she asks, leaning forward, scooping handfuls of the graveolent dirt up and feeding it to herself. She is so hungry.
 
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halfshellvenus ([personal profile] halfshellvenus) wrote2025-10-12 11:40 am

LJ Idol: Wheel of Chaos: "Little Metal Hearts"

Little Metal Hearts
Idol Wheel of Chaos | Week 12 | 1930 words
Happy Detritus

x-x-x-x-x

Jerry's Repairs sat in the middle of Second street, between an antique store and the Orbit Cafe. It was the oldest business on the block, although no one was sure when it had first appeared.

Jerry was a spry old man in his eighties, undaunted by time, technology, or the sheer quantity of stuff on display in the shop's front room. The back room was the workshop, where all his projects lay. There were toys, gadgets, appliances, and robots. Each waited for replacement parts or dedicated repair time, or even just inspiration to guide the way.

At heart, Jerry was a tinkerer. He didn't always know why his solutions worked. Sometimes they just felt "right" to him, with everything falling into place as if by magic. But some projects were more difficult than others. He'd been stuck for months waiting on discontinued arm pieces for a couple of his robots, and several of his projects required firmware upgrades that might never be forthcoming.

That sort of thing was an anathema to Jerry. He hated "planned obsolescence" with a passion–things should be built to last. It was at the heart of what he did. Why throw away something that could be fixed? Jerry's whole business was based on giving second chances to the stuff other people threw away. Where others saw junk, he saw possibility. Everything he put up for sale in the front half of the shop spoke to the truth of Jerry's mission.

The shop was open Tuesday through Saturday. Today was Wednesday, not quite the beginning of the week, and Jerry was in the back room, taking stock of what needed to be done. He had already moved a bunch of things outside, to let their solar batteries charge. Now he was staring at two one-armed robots, a temperamental vacuum cleaner, and a broken toaster. He had been in this situation before.

Why was it so often the right arm that got broken? Did humans program robot behavior in their own image? In any case, he'd waited eight weeks already and he still didn't have any leads on new arms. Jerry figured he was about two weeks away from 3-D printing some replacements on his own. In the meantime, he cut and bent some scrap metal into the right shape for a forearm, and then used rubber bands to attach the metal to the newer robot's wrist and elbow. Not too bad–the cobbled-together arm worked almost as well as the original. As for the software upgrade, Jerry was familiar enough with the model to know that there was no benefit to updating the robot's current version, unless speculative financial modeling was a "must have" feature.

The vacuum cleaner was trickier. It offered almost no suction on bare floors, but went into overdrive on carpets, in a seemingly suicidal attempt to burn out the motor. Jerry ignored it, and picked up the toaster instead. He plugged it in to confirm that the problem was with the heating element. Then he used a soldering iron to reattach it more firmly. Did everything work now? He was just in time to test it out by making some toast for lunch.

At the end of the day, Jerry closed the till, pulled down the shades, and locked the store up for the night. He headed down Second street to Warner, and walked six more blocks to his house.

Inside the shop, the back room slowly came to life.

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clauderainsrm ([personal profile] clauderainsrm) wrote in [community profile] therealljidol2025-10-10 12:28 am

The Wheelhouse - Week 12

 Here's the links you need:

Prompt:therealljidol.dreamwidth.org/1204288.html
Twist Reveal:https://therealljidol.dreamwidth.org/1204015.html
Results from Week 11: therealljidol.dreamwidth.org/1203940.htm

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For those who might not remember how this goes - NOW is the time that you send me your votes for who you want to receive the antidote as well as the vote for your top choice of being a Killer!!

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P
eople were asking what I did on my vacation and where I went. 

To explain that, I need to take you back to 2002. My friend Gabe and I went to see a concert. MY favorite band at the time (Superdrag) was opening up for his favorite band (Guided by Voices)  So - perfect night right?  The kind of night you talk with your friend about forever. 

Well, it DID end up being that kind of night, but not for the predicted version.  What actually happened is that Superdrag got on stage and absolutely blew the doors off. They were just the purest form of rock-n-roll, and even my friend agreed that Guided by Voice got straight up embarrassed. 

Superdrag never came back to play in my area again. They broke up a few years after that, and got back together in 2017 or so, but didn''t tour they just put out an album. That reunion fell part within a year or so.  Over the years they became THE standard for the two of us of shows, ranked from RanaRock (OMG they are bad) to Superdrag. 

Fast forward to 2024, Superdrag announces they are doing a show in Knoxville (their hometown) and one in Chicago. I get really excited. But I'm also really broke, so I can't do either of those shows.  But then they announce they are working on a new album - so maybe they will tour again, and come back!! 

There was definitely some drama around that album's release, and it ended up being released as a solo album from the lead singer (backed with other musicians) , :(  Which made a lot of people assume that Chicago was the last huzzah. 

About a year and a half ago I had a show in NYC that I was SUPPOSED to go to with Cynthia. We had everything bought and paid for... but had to cancel because I lost my job.  Good thing we did too, because then unemployment took forever!!   Our plane tickets were the one thing we couldn't get a refund on - we got a credit. One that was expiring. 

Just before it expired, Superdrag announced "Destination: Super drag" two sets of shows in 2 cities. Which is apparently what a lot of bands are doing these days to cut down on the cost of touring, just having destination events.  Los Angeles was in June but Cynthia said that we should use our plane tickets for a NYC trip for the second set of dates, and so we booked it!! 

Then, of course, months later, she let me know she wanted a divorce. I was worried this trip wasn't going to happen, but she kept ensuring me that it was.  And it did.  And it lived up to every single memory I had of the band, even 20 years later. 

I''ll probably comment below about other things we saw in NYC. (Including Book of Mormon) But THAT's how I spend my extended weekend. Living out a dream 20+ in the making!!  How about YOU? What did YOU do on my vacation?